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Bikini Line Hair Removal – The Contest

Checking my email between flights and what should I find but a press release from a company called “Hair Down There” about a beauty contest that entails, well, removing hair down there – got my attention for sure.

At first I thought, more Chinese spam, you wouldn’t believe how much spam we get on this blog from China – too much but thankfully this time I didn’t hit the delete key. I read on and clicked on the link to their homepage to learn more about their shaving product but what really caught my attention was the contest and the incredibly open and funny submissions from women of all ages who had some kind of “bad” experience with hair removal “down there”. My favorite being the one who attempted a very personal wax at home – it could only go from bad to horribly bad and was a quick reminder to me why no one should attempt the equivalent of a Brazilian at home. Here’s a bit:

” […]Hot water!! Hot water melts wax!! I’ll run the hottest water I can stand into the bathtub, get in, immerse the wax covered bits and the wax should melt and I can gently wipe it off right??? *WRONG!!!!!!!*I get in the tub – the water is slightly hotter than then that used to torture prisoners of war or sterilize surgical equipment – I sit. Now, the only thing worse that having your nether businesses glued together is having them glued together and then glued to the bottom of the tub. In scalding hot water. Which, by the way, doesn’t melt cold wax.

So, now I’m stuck to the bottom of the tub!! God bless the man that convinced me I should have a phone in the bathroom!!!!! I call my friend thinking surely she’s waxed before and has some secret of how to get me undone. It’s a very good conversation starter “So, my butt and who-ha are stuck to the bottom of the tub!” There is a
slight pause. She doesn’t have a secret trick but does try to hide the
laughter from me. She wants to know exactly where the wax is located on bottom “Are we talking cheeks or …. (read all the “Hair Down There” contest entries)

Do you have a funny and interesting account of your attempt to clean up your bikini line? If so you might be interested in this from the press release:

Now women (and men!) have an opportunity to turn those stories into a chance to win one of five Bikini Shaving Solutions worth $39 from Hair Care Down There (HCDT), haircaredownthere.com.

To enter, email the funniest “down there” grooming story to:
info@haircaredownthere.com by December 31, 2007 with email address, full name, address and phone number (HCDT contacts winners by phone).
All information will be kept confidential. Winners and entries will be published on the LOL section of the website, but only first names and states will be used.

Entries will be judged by the entire www.haircaredownthere.com mailing list and the winners will be notified by Tuesday, January 17, 2008.

Submitted by Ms. distressedDERMA on Friday, 21 December 2007

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